Ceiling cat

Knock knock.
Has yu herd teh good wurd?
If yu beleev in ceiling cat and axsept hiz son, Jeebus, intoo yur hart yu will spendz teh afterlifz hangin wit ceiling cat and you wil has all teh cheezburgers you want, srously.

Heer's a colimpentary copy of teh gud book.

Ceiling Cat made teh kittehs spek dis wai cuz like teh babbel towre.
If yu has trublz wit teh unterstantings read dis.

Sirusly, teh lolcat bible iz made of win. Pleez pleez go see it heer.

If yu r teh not beleever, dis mite chanj mind. It be teh flossifers usin der logikz to proov der be a ceiling cat.

If yu stil be not beleefin chek out ceiling cat's wurks heer and heer. Yu has seen teh sixteen chapel rihgt?

Don't do nuthin bad cuz ceiling cat be watchin. Bad kittehs go to basement.

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